Cheerio!!

So Jesse just told me about this amazing man who appeared today on Good Morning America. What vision! What bravery to speak the truth!

Formula for my Perfect Man:
1 Part That Dude + 2 Parts Jeremy Hollingshead + 1 Part This Dude = A lifetime of servitude, nightly marital rape, and a thorough tongue-lashing to top it all off.


I deserve it because I nag.

Love,
Mrs. Unemployed-Ad-Exec-Racist-Fraternity-Defender-Best-God-Damned-Justice-to-Ever-Grace-the-Godgiven-Bench