Madlib, anyone?

Here's a MadLib I just did...

Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
penis. When you get there, you can rent a
sumbitch and go for a swim. And there are lots of
hairy things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an cadaver with mustard, relish, and handcuffs
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of Ryan's anus with a
nice infected slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold goat semen. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your Satan.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
PAGINAS!, that you drive and run into other GOAT PAGINAS!,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big booger
and try to grab the gold Catholic priest as you ride past.

GENIUS!