Fucking Bizarre...

Words cannot describe the awesomeness of these correspondence... Teenage girl? Or Supreme Court nominee?

"Dear Governor GWB, You are the best Governor ever — deserving of great respect!"

"Hopefully Jenna and Barbara recognize that their parents are 'cool' - as do the rest of us"

If you were G-Dub, how would you respond to her love and affection?
Autographed headshot? Free passes to Astros homegames? Feces?

"I appreciate your friendship and candor. Never hold back your sage advice,"
"P.S. No more public scatology."

scatology?


Absolutely insane (unless you're in to that...)