Estate Sale MAGIK!!!
Today I made the wise decision to stop by an indoor estate sale with Erin & Jodie. An older woman with impeccable taste either passed away or went to a nursing home. Designer clothing out the wazooo! Her shoe collection was mind-boggling, but sadly she wore a size 4 1/2 in shoes. Lucky for me -- we were almost the exact same size in clothing!!! I promised myself that I would only spend $30, but I ended up dropping a whopping $57.00. I know. We stumbled upon a gold mine. Check out my haul:
Beloved item #1 -- A vintage, MINT condition 50% Angora / 50% lamb's wool sweater!
Beloved item #2 -- A kickass vintage jacket (with lovely brooch included). Much like a real estate agent would wear... Hmmm... career move?
Beloved item #3 -- The best of the best. A perfect Pendleton wool suit.
Beloved item #4 -- A stretchy yellow shirt. Button-up shirts are usually not kind to me, but I suspect this one will be.
Beloved item #5 -- Be still my beating heart. 100% silk shirtdress. It was missing the belt, so I added the skull scarf Errrn gave me. Perfeck!!
...and it swings!!
Woo Hoo!!
posted by Julia @ 6:40 PM
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Who had the estate sale? Hotness McGee?!?!?!?!?!?! YOWZERS!
Yes, actually!
I was going to dip into a box full of her old lingerie, but it burst into flames before I could touch it...
if any of these items turn up missing, please realize that i have devised a crafty plan to make them my own.
- jocelyn
Hopefully, the boobie traps (yeah, like I said, boobie twaps) I just spent 4 hours installing will coming in handy....
MWAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!.... MMWWWAHAHAAA!
Damn! I just gave it all away! I should've been like Kevin McCallister and just pretended to have a party in my window with a life-sized Michael Jordon riding around on my toy train.
This is my silk shirtdress -- I must defend it!
Where she'll BURN BURRRN for all of eternity!
Oh wait. I thought you said "faggot heaven."
I'm so embarrassed!
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