Double Ewww.

Two horrible things from today (the good things will be added later):

1. I found out that Daryn Kagan (daytime anchor for CNN) is dating Rush fucking Limbaugh (pomous windbag drug addict). He puts his penis inside of her. Then she wakes up after a night of (brief) sex with him, and shows her boney mug on CNN all day.

2. Drew Carey has returned to civilization. He's temporarily hosting the Late Late Show, and has grown his hair out and bleached it. He looks like...

A. Ted Kennedy in an unfortunate midlife crisis

or

B. A pedophile who sits around the house watching Price is Right all day long (but is forced to record it on his BetaMax when he goes to court).

Oh! Sorry....

(the answer is C: a douchebag with the worst elements of A & B)

I'm up too late. Ryan is tucking me in to bed.