It's Official...

I'm hot. Today is declared "Julia: Legend of Total Hotness Day." Don't you forget that. Put it in your re-written public school textbooks.. right next to the abstinence-only sex education and your "Creationism" "Equal Time" bullshit "jesus science."

I lifted lots of weights.
I drank lots of wine.
I sobered up and here I sit.
All hotty hot and fine.

I think that Joe the Personal Trainer is proud of Ryan and I. We're awesome. We look good. i can run up a flight of stairs without passing out. Ryan, however, is passed out right now. He seems to be "asleep." No sex for me when me needs the sex.

A Civ Pro final awaits me in a number of hours. Damn this life. The hotty hot needs her sleep.

-Slagatha Christie-


like, solvin' mysteries and shit