Ever wonder what its like to be a 26 year old pinko-commie liberal feminist newly-minted lawyer in the Mid-Missouri area?
Me neither.
Here's my life anyway.
Peter North is far too busy to involve himself in simple blog-surfing. I know. I worked at a video store for almost three years.
North Pole series was our #2 rented series behind Barely Legal. You can't pump out that many videos every few weeks and not be working 20 hours a day. It's not humanly possible... unless.... Peter North is actually an alien. An alien porn king.
ps - I had a stare-off with a bird a few weeks ago. I saw it swoop down and kill a grasshopper. It glared at me. It really did glare at me. Birds are creeps. They should be hunted and killed... oh... wait... they already are.
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at least she lived a long time!
Wait... Peter North?! the Peter North?
Excellent.
Peter North is weighing in on my impending doom. I knew all those rentals would pay off eventually.
does that mean that i see dead people?
OR
where'd you get the time machine?
you can take your pick of the cheesy jokes.
there is a cardinal staring at me through the window right now, and it's creeping me right out. color me tippi hedron.
yes THE Peter North. legitimate actor or glandular freak? you decide.
No. No. No. I call fake.
Peter North is far too busy to involve himself in simple blog-surfing. I know. I worked at a video store for almost three years.
North Pole series was our #2 rented series behind Barely Legal. You can't pump out that many videos every few weeks and not be working 20 hours a day. It's not humanly possible... unless.... Peter North is actually an alien. An alien porn king.
ps - I had a stare-off with a bird a few weeks ago. I saw it swoop down and kill a grasshopper. It glared at me. It really did glare at me. Birds are creeps. They should be hunted and killed... oh... wait... they already are.
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