Ever wonder what its like to be a 26 year old pinko-commie liberal feminist newly-minted lawyer in the Mid-Missouri area?
Me neither.
Here's my life anyway.
"..Now what I'm about to tell you is so twisted, not only is a man in the cabinet, but the man is a midget..." -R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet Chapter 9
Chapter 9? There's a chapter 9? Even War and Peace stopped with 8 chapters. Even the BIBLE stopped at 8 books. Is R. Kelly, in a way, rewriting the Bible? About time someone did.
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Chapter 9? There's a chapter 9? Even War and Peace stopped with 8 chapters. Even the BIBLE stopped at 8 books. Is R. Kelly, in a way, rewriting the Bible? About time someone did.
"Bitch, Imma cut you up!"
Save the McRib y'all. Save it. this might be inspiration for a great new charity bracelet line.
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