The Great Santino

So Jason Lee just sent me an email about this Santino Rice fellow who is a contestant on Project Runway. Check out his bio.

Yeah! That's right, mutherfucker! Santino is from St. Charles, MO!?! I know. I was impressed too. He totally looks like someone who was born & raised in St. Charles [someone just like meeeeeeee....]

I left a gushing, complementary comment on Santarino's blog - I hope he approves it! Just in case Sarinara rejects my professed love and admiration, I sent a copy to Jason for safekeeping.

Ryan & I got back from St. Charles last night. Christmas was nice. Ryan got me subscriptions to all of the magazines I cherish. Newsweek, Bust, Glamour & Spin. Totally kickass. Wonderful Christmas.

Oh shit! Ryan's grandma bought me a Coach handbag for Christmas. Jealous, Jesse? I knew you would be. That's the only reason I'm even mentioning it - because everyone knows how much I hate totally fucking awesome amazing delicious Coach handbags. In fact, here is a picture of the exact bag I received. Imagine me with this over my shoulder. Even more Jealous than before? Don't be. You can touch it if you want to. For a small fee.

Call me! I'm alone!