Aaaahahaha....
Check it out. I just found this article about the restaurant. Hilarious.
Ryan & I had a trippy dippy New Year's Day. Alls I'm going to say about it is what I wrote down...
"SHROOMS. ALIVE WITH DRUGS. WE ARE FUZZED UP AND PLUGGED IN."
I'm thinking of putting that on a t-shirt.
Good idea? Most definitely.
posted by Julia @ 8:48 AM
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YOU USED SHROOMS?
Are you a cop?
[LEGALLY SPEAKING, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU'RE A COP]
Yes or No, dude. Simple question...
Hhahaa...
I don't know what Julia did, but I certainly don't do illegal things, especially not drugs.
MUSHROOMS? not the drug, the food. Did you take them and hallucinate? Not the drug, the food.
I don’t know about you, but when your house burns down, there’s a lot of things that need to be taken care of.
so what's so funny, huh?
-joc
The hilarious parts come in when you hear the story behind all of this. My post on December 5th tells the beginning of the story, but there's more.
So during negotiations for Sam Chou to buy out Taz, the co-owner of the restaurant, Taz found out that a whole bunch of money was missing. When he confonted Sam about it, Sam blamed it on the manager & chef for STEALING IT. Absolute bullshit. Infuriating. {Taz walked out on the negotiations because of Sam's outright lies and when I ran in to Sam tonight, he told me that Taz was "crazy."}
A day or two before Sam's house burned down, he told Emily the manager that the restaurant needed a way to make money fast. She was confused and asked him why, and he simply said "I need to come up with $500,000 as soon as possible." Surprise Surprise. Sam's house burns down soon after in a shady "leaf-burning accident." Damages came to $600,000. How convenient.
It looks like the fire investigators have cleared him of criminal liability, but his insurance company may be a little more skeptical.
Also he gave us four days notice before shutting down the restaurant. Right before fucking Christmas.
oh, i was being sarcastic. it's funny even without the back story, which does improve its funniness.
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