Someday they'll clamor for my drama...

Who is the pip with piz-azz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an American Beauty rose
With an American Beauty nose!
And ten American Beaty toes,
Eyes on the target, and wham--
One shot, one gun shot and BAM!
Hey, Mr. Keeney, here I am!
I'm the greatest star,
I am by far,
But no one knows it!
That's why I was born--
I'll blow my horn
Till someone knows it!
I'll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I'll flicker, then flare up (ha ha)
All the world's gonna stare up
Lookin' down
You'll never see me--
Try the sky,
'Cause that'll be me.
I can make 'em cry!
I can make 'em sigh!
Someday they'll clamor
For my dram-er.
Have you guessed yet,
Who's the best yet?
If ya ain't I'll tell ya one more time.
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!


So how was your Saturday night? Did you dance? Revel? Frolic with a herd of goats? Lovely!

Myself? I gayed it out tonight. By "gayed it out" I mean I spent the latter part of the evening downloading showtunes and singing (drunk) at the top of my lungs. You wanna know what I downloaded tonight? Here 'tis:

1. Funny Girl soundtrack
2. Diana Ross' solo debut album
3. The new Cat Power album, but there's nothing gay about that one...

The above lyrics are from "The Greatest Star" by Barbra Streisand. Currently my theme song. Also Dr. Baby's theme song... because he's sitting on my lap at the moment and only listens to what I tell him to... oh. wait. I think he may be into "Ain't No Mountain High Enough." He's purring like a madcat and his tail is flicking to the beat of the music. Yeah. Dr. Baby's theme song is officially "Aint' No Mountain High Enough" (because he's a diva at heart). He's really feeling the spoken-word part of this song. It inspires him.

Remember life holds for you one guarantee...