I got them Jeffrey Dahmer glasses!
So I went to the eyeglasses place today where you buy the eyeglasses. I got new eyeglasses... in under an hour! They have clear plastic frames and couldn't be lovelier. Oh yeah, guess what they are -- BI-FUCKIN-FOCALS. I had to get bifocals. I'm 25 years old. I have grey hair and bifocals at the age of 25. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DEAN DESSEM!!! YOU MADE ME THIS WAY AFTER THREE YEARS OF TORTURE. Anyway, when I got home, I was so excited that I tried to put them on the cat:
But he didn't want to see them because he doesn't wear bifocals. So I put them on the dragon:
Then I decided to try them on and strike a pose:
And another pose:
I loves me these glasses!!
Labels: new glasses, plastic frames indeed, they look better on the dragon
posted by Julia @ 8:53 PM
3 Comments:
I think my favorite part of your new glasses is the Mountain Dew® logo that adorns both earpeices.
those are not dahmer glasses in the least, dahmer glasses are technical/computer glasses often with a thin gold frame and a brown/tan tint.
You're confused.
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