Ahead of you lies adventure...

You know what I like? Lemme tell you in this drunken condition of mine:

1) Guys who appreciate me in this sexy, slovenly, inebriated state.

2) Guys who are actually real men with backbone!!

3) Guys who get five votes when others only get one.

4) Guys who love me no matter what temporary, silly bullshit is sitting at their feet.

To guys!

To guys... Especially that Errn dude.


She's a class act.


Dudes aren't worth it, in the long run... Bonnie Tyler.