Newsflash!
No posts since December?! Whaaaaa? You probably won't even read this because you think I've been sucked into a black hole. Your loss. Here are some exciting and interesting news items:
-- I was just watching the Today Show. NBC's perpetually neglected weekend news anchor, Lester Holt, was doing a story about that idiot who skydives whilst wearing flying squirrel wings. When Matt Lauer asked if he went along for a jump, Holt told him "Homey don't jump out of airplanes." It was my favorite Today Show moment in recent memory.
-- I got my dream J-O-B!!! Boone County's newest Assistant Public Defender. Wooot! I was always told that no one gets hired for this branch straight out of law school, but I'm smooth like that. Can I talk about it on this blog? Probably not. So I'll stick to the important stuff. Like this. Yikes! I need to stop picking on those Clinton supporters before I get stabbed.
-- Check out the last paragraph of this story. Oh Arch Brooks, will I ever grow tired of your shenanigans?
-- Time to watch Price is Right. I wish I was kidding.
Labels: bored gored, bored out of my gourd, gored board
posted by Julia @ 7:55 AM
3 Comments:
Even though you support Obama (I assume) and your boyfriend is a giant butt-head (this I'm certain of), congrats on the new job.
Congrats on the new job. OK time for a corny lawyer joke...Y'know 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name...hahahahaha. Ok thats all. That Brooks character took a Turkey!! He's like my brother from another mother!
Annie - I read through your blog just now. Although our politics are diametrically opposed and your newest post made every fibre of my being want to vomit on the keyboard -- your clever writing still made me laugh. It's hard to find a female uber-conservative who can speak so frankly and hilariously about her vag. Girl, we got something in common! No, Jon's not really a butt-head. He's a genius of monumental proportions who stands up for his beliefs and can't help but comment when he feels compelled by misguided thinking. Thanks for the congrats!
Horus! I thought you would've abandoned my blog by now. I'm going to file that lawyer joke away for later use. I never understood why people hated lawyers so much until I went through law school. That place was chock full of assholes!!! I had no idea so many alcoholic windbags could be contained in one building.
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