"1. Be subservient, submissive, and totally obedient..."
Check this crazy shit out...
I was in class, looking at ByronCrawford.com [as usual]. His newest post made me laugh -- mainly because we've discussed these kinds of creepy marriage contracts in both Family Law & Contracts -- but I didn't get truly creeped out until I actually looked at the contract. Holy fuck. Check this shit out.
No surprise that this guy is also facing child pornography charges.
Oh fuck... don't forget to look at subsequent pages of the contract. He defines the scary legal terms so that his wife's weak woman brain could comprehend it...
Ahhh...
ME TIME....
posted by Julia @ 1:49 PM
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I can't believe I let this guy draft my will without reading it! Oh well, at least I can die knowing that all of my heirs are cleanly shaven from navel to anus.
Seriously though, you just know his sex slave wife was a lawyer who insisted on this. And what a baby! Real slaves don't get the dignity of written rules, not to mention "good behavior day" credits. This instrument is the Kyoto Protocol of indentured servitude. Poor guy, you think you married some kinky submissive slave then it turns out she's just into legalese and obsessive shaving.
Dammit, Ben! I thought I told you to go shave, and here you are posting this tripe on the Internets. I told you to get that hair off your body and I fucking meant it!
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