"Honestly I'm surprised that he's still alive.... What?! She moved out of town! What reason does he have to live?"
Crazy Crazy day. Tire. Oh so tired. I cried! In my car! What a female.
Conan has been progressively less funny lately. It feels like he's turning on the "middle aged guy with 2 kids" comedy. Testing out a Jay Leno personality. Puke.
I BOUGHT DOVE EGGS AT WALGREENS!!!
I just remembered that. Day is brightened.
So Jesse, Ted & I have a group opinion due tomorrow for Free Speech. We have to decide a case as SCOTUS, and part of our assignment is to make up alias Justice names (because of the blind grading, you know). Erin, Ryan & I are hanging out right now. Yes. Right now. I'm blogging in a group of people. Oh man. I just said 'blogging' -- GROSS!
{erin just said: coors light smells a little bit like rubbing alcohol}
Here is a list of the names we've come up with. Jesse. You have been assigned.
Scalito
Scalito-Bandito III
Bonezmoker
Stinkleberry
ThinMints
Cheeezapuff
DeliciousPepperoniPizza
Stinkleberrypie
WhiteLionRulz
Winger4Ever
MaryMeyersIsAChemicalEngineer
HoneyBong
HippieH8R
Jesse: Chief Justice RockNRoll
Julia: Justice KeepinItReal
Why don't Supreme Court Justices have aliases? Why isn't SCOTUS more like the Insane Clown Posse?! I would be a juggalo for Ruth Bader. Even though I do hate those juggalos.
Got to go. I think a monkeybear is defecating on Conan's back.
Check out my gurl Errrrrn's page.
posted by Julia @ 9:48 PM
6 Comments:
it's honeybear, sister.
Try: Homer Thornberry
You know, I felt the same way about Conan a while back. Then I tried out Craig Ferguson on CBS and never looked back.
Although he's a bit nicer and warm-hearted, so you probably won't like him.
-Scott
You must also keep in mind that Craig Ferguson is a foreigner.
Maybe an Australian, maybe a Brit, maybe an Irishman. Who knows.
My xenophobic tendencies don't allow me to love and/or admire non-Americans.
I'll get you, Scott Parker... I'll get you one day....
Try (for your alias)
Illya Kuryakin
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057765/
The Man from UNCLE!!!!
How could you not fall in love with Robert Vaughn?!
Now he does commercials for Tolbert, Beadle & Musgrave. I suppose that's a step down from Solo.
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