Mama got a mullet?

Pop quiz, hotshot! Who just received one of the greatest haircuts of her life?


Have you guessed yet? I know, this one's tricky.


If the above clue didn't tip you off, I'll go ahead and tell you... ME! I gots a pseudo-mullet.



My fantastic stylist Carla recently went to a conference where they showcase new styles. She saw this nouveau-mullet done in one of the demonstrations and today she pulled it off flawlessly. Woot!


Sorry to keep posting about my hot shit looks. I promise to get this blog back to the form & force it once was. Soon. I'm studying too much right now. I don't feel creative enough to make outstanding entries... but that's all going to change with my new hair style. Right?

I got them Jeffrey Dahmer glasses!

So I went to the eyeglasses place today where you buy the eyeglasses. I got new eyeglasses... in under an hour! They have clear plastic frames and couldn't be lovelier. Oh yeah, guess what they are -- BI-FUCKIN-FOCALS. I had to get bifocals. I'm 25 years old. I have grey hair and bifocals at the age of 25. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, DEAN DESSEM!!! YOU MADE ME THIS WAY AFTER THREE YEARS OF TORTURE. Anyway, when I got home, I was so excited that I tried to put them on the cat:


But he didn't want to see them because he doesn't wear bifocals. So I put them on the dragon:


Then I decided to try them on and strike a pose:


And another pose:



I loves me these glasses!!