An Urgent Message from a MySpace Bulletin I Just Posted:

If you live in Columbia, Missouri... riddle me this....

What is the most annoying local commercial you can think of? We should form a consensus on this, decide the most irritating one, and start a letter writing campaign to the Columbia Tribune -- INSISTING that Big-Shot Mayor Darwin Hindman weigh in on this issue.

Check him out:



My vote is for the "Shoulda called Atkins" commercial that uses the public domain footage of old Tarzan movies. The worst. Jon & I just added up the numbers tonight and realized that fucking commercial has been playing for around five years. Five years too long, Atkins.

Idle threats.


I took a 3 1/2 hour long final this morning. Thirty two minutes ago, I emailed in a 16 page research paper. My brain is fried on school. I have a closed-book, three hour long final tomorrow morning at 8:30.

In one week, I'll be totally done with law school and ready to return to my life of high society. Remember me, America? I'll be seeing you soon. Especially the part of America with bars. I miss Eastside.